SOrry for not postin anything for like months I've been really busy lately talking with cCapcom about the new game. OH YOU DIDNT HEAR well <bold lettersStreet Fighter 4 is coming out and so far it's looking pretty good that i'll get added!!! Which is good cause there's some people who i've been looking forward to meeting again not to name any names but lets just say he has stupid girl hair and lives in a smelly cave in Japan and only comes out when theres a SF tournament and has gay purple hadokens and prolly wipes his ass with pinecones cause he likes the feel but you know whatever...

So i'll keep u queers updated on my progress. I'm glad I've kept workin out all these years.....if I turned into a fatass like Steven Seagal or should I say Thieving Seagull (since they eat ANYTHING haha even dumpster garbage and food off the ground outside McDoanlds hahaha) anyways if I turned into a fatass they'd probably say no right off the bat but lemme tell you i walked into that office with awesome confidence since i'm in the best shape of my life...i walked right into their office and said 'LISTEN PUNKS YOU NEED ME" then i squatted for like 2 seconds and did a crazy flash kick and took the whole desk out, like it split in half and this dudes documents and cup of pens and stapler and shit went flying it was pretty awesome they asked me to leave but whatever i'm waiting on them to call right now...

But see the bad news is all I've been doing is situps and like pushups (like 10,000 a day) (of each) (like 10,000 pushups and 10,000 situps i mean, so like wait more like 15,000 of each) (once in the morn and once at night so double figures so like 30,000 or 50,000 when combined) and some power thrusts and stuff but then it hit me...I rarely do specials like my flash kicks and sonic booms anymore unless i'm like REAL angry (when I smashed that dudes desk it took a lot out of me and my foot is kinda swollen now) so i'm way out of practice and need to focus on my specials and doing them on command so i don't look like a joke...and at this moment I'm worried about my super combos too...so I really need to practice! All jokes ass-ide (hehe) it takes a REAL MAN to admit he has room for improvement, and while i can still beat the shit out of any of you lil queers and pretty much anyone on this planet and universe, it never helps to be even STRONGER.

Remember a healthy body and a healthy mind is bullshit, you need devastating power and a rapist wit to make it in this world. Don't use drugs and or use steroids though cause they make your penis get smaller (i'm 10 inches now i'll admit it i'm not ashamed to if i'ts helping people...) plus i think it's the reason my hairline went back a little bit which scared me for a sec.

Anyways use this advice and maybe i'll see YOU...in street fighter 5!!!

This is guile over and out! I promise you guys that if they let me in the game i will do my best to fight for this country since USA is the best country on the universe..!

Oh P.S. check out this hot babe from my personal stash maybe you guys will think twice about being queers once you see these hot naked tits

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Hey guys GUile here just droppin a note on my blog thing to say hi...anyways hm what to talk about alright

SO thismorning i did like 250 pushups which is like way less than i normally do but i was kinda tired and i had like 8 strawberry dackeries last night i mean some peopl e say that's a fag drink for fags but man those are SO GOOD AND DELICIOUS and it's prtetty much like drinking a ton o f beer once you have a ton of them if you know what i mean so i'm not a faggot like you lil queers or anything just kidding but yeah i guess tonight i'm gonna do some more pushps and maybe catch some tv or somethin, hopefully somethin cool is on like a steven segal movie, like one of his old ones i mean like Under Seige or something because his new ones are pretty gay and stupid plus he got a lil pudgy in the midsection but whatev he's still cool i guess and alright at martial arts id still kick his ass j/k steve if your readin this wait no i'mnot i'd still kick your ass ha cause you got fat anyways.... ..i should prolly spellcheck that huh

anyways hm what else to talk about alright

so like yeah a lot of people like almost 7 were real curious if i worked here or not at newgrounds inc HQ and the short answer is yes i work here and live her,e i guess the guys are alright the're pretty cool sept they're kinda gay if you catch my drift and working here is pretty lame cause nobody works out or anythin plus tom has no repsect for his hair...but whatev i guess he's cool plus he pays me and there's a lot of granola bars and stuff to eat but yeah.... .

i guess i'm gonna sign out for now oh special thanks to some dude i forgot his name for hooking me up with this SWEEEEET american flag banner thing and that cool picture of me on the left there maybe later i'll get some real pix up or somethin but i warn you ladies i'm pretty handsome you don't wanna ruin your panties hehe j/k anyways this is

this is Lt. Guile over and OUT!

also P.S. Akumas a pussy faggot bitch who BTW hates USA so uh just FYI ha that fake evil thing gets old pretty quick you ugly lil queer oh btw nice purple hadokens gaywad haha NOT KIDDING

check out this hot babe

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