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This site is pretty cool overall I spend time on different areas a lot..I also forget to spell and grammer check a lot in on the BBS cause it's REAL ANNOYING so don't expect me to be a dork or anything like you prolly are HA. Over and out!!!
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SOrry for not postin anything for like months I've been really busy lately talking with cCapcom about the new game. OH YOU DIDNT HEAR well <bold lettersStreet Fighter 4 is coming out and so far it's looking pretty good that i'll get added!!! Which is good cause there's some people who i've been looking forward to meeting again not to name any names but lets just say he has stupid girl hair and lives in a smelly cave in Japan and only comes out when theres a SF tournament and has gay purple hadokens and prolly wipes his ass with pinecones cause he likes the feel but you know whatever...
So i'll keep u queers updated on my progress. I'm glad I've kept workin out all these years.....if I turned into a fatass like Steven Seagal or should I say Thieving Seagull (since they eat ANYTHING haha even dumpster garbage and food off the ground outside McDoanlds hahaha) anyways if I turned into a fatass they'd probably say no right off the bat but lemme tell you i walked into that office with awesome confidence since i'm in the best shape of my life...i walked right into their office and said 'LISTEN PUNKS YOU NEED ME" then i squatted for like 2 seconds and did a crazy flash kick and took the whole desk out, like it split in half and this dudes documents and cup of pens and stapler and shit went flying it was pretty awesome they asked me to leave but whatever i'm waiting on them to call right now...
But see the bad news is all I've been doing is situps and like pushups (like 10,000 a day) (of each) (like 10,000 pushups and 10,000 situps i mean, so like wait more like 15,000 of each) (once in the morn and once at night so double figures so like 30,000 or 50,000 when combined) and some power thrusts and stuff but then it hit me...I rarely do specials like my flash kicks and sonic booms anymore unless i'm like REAL angry (when I smashed that dudes desk it took a lot out of me and my foot is kinda swollen now) so i'm way out of practice and need to focus on my specials and doing them on command so i don't look like a joke...and at this moment I'm worried about my super combos too...so I really need to practice! All jokes ass-ide (hehe) it takes a REAL MAN to admit he has room for improvement, and while i can still beat the shit out of any of you lil queers and pretty much anyone on this planet and universe, it never helps to be even STRONGER.
Remember a healthy body and a healthy mind is bullshit, you need devastating power and a rapist wit to make it in this world. Don't use drugs and or use steroids though cause they make your penis get smaller (i'm 10 inches now i'll admit it i'm not ashamed to if i'ts helping people...) plus i think it's the reason my hairline went back a little bit which scared me for a sec.
Anyways use this advice and maybe i'll see YOU...in street fighter 5!!!
This is guile over and out! I promise you guys that if they let me in the game i will do my best to fight for this country since USA is the best country on the universe..!
Oh P.S. check out this hot babe from my personal stash maybe you guys will think twice about being queers once you see these hot naked tits

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