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Guile

Age/Gender: 47, Male
Job: US Air Force

This site is pretty cool overall I spend time on different areas a lot..I also forget to spell and grammer check a lot in on the BBS cause it's REAL ANNOYING so don't expect me to be a dork or anything like you prolly are HA. Over and out!!!

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Guile

Hey guys I mean queers J/K

Posted by Guile Oct. 18, 2007 @ 2:50 AM EDT

SOrry for not postin anything for like months I've been really busy lately talking with cCapcom about the new game. OH YOU DIDNT HEAR well <bold lettersStreet Fighter 4 is coming out and so far it's looking pretty good that i'll get added!!! Which is good cause there's some people who i've been looking forward to meeting again not to name any names but lets just say he has stupid girl hair and lives in a smelly cave in Japan and only comes out when theres a SF tournament and has gay purple hadokens and prolly wipes his ass with pinecones cause he likes the feel but you know whatever...

So i'll keep u queers updated on my progress. I'm glad I've kept workin out all these years.....if I turned into a fatass like Steven Seagal or should I say Thieving Seagull (since they eat ANYTHING haha even dumpster garbage and food off the ground outside McDoanlds hahaha) anyways if I turned into a fatass they'd probably say no right off the bat but lemme tell you i walked into that office with awesome confidence since i'm in the best shape of my life...i walked right into their office and said 'LISTEN PUNKS YOU NEED ME" then i squatted for like 2 seconds and did a crazy flash kick and took the whole desk out, like it split in half and this dudes documents and cup of pens and stapler and shit went flying it was pretty awesome they asked me to leave but whatever i'm waiting on them to call right now...

But see the bad news is all I've been doing is situps and like pushups (like 10,000 a day) (of each) (like 10,000 pushups and 10,000 situps i mean, so like wait more like 15,000 of each) (once in the morn and once at night so double figures so like 30,000 or 50,000 when combined) and some power thrusts and stuff but then it hit me...I rarely do specials like my flash kicks and sonic booms anymore unless i'm like REAL angry (when I smashed that dudes desk it took a lot out of me and my foot is kinda swollen now) so i'm way out of practice and need to focus on my specials and doing them on command so i don't look like a joke...and at this moment I'm worried about my super combos too...so I really need to practice! All jokes ass-ide (hehe) it takes a REAL MAN to admit he has room for improvement, and while i can still beat the shit out of any of you lil queers and pretty much anyone on this planet and universe, it never helps to be even STRONGER.

Remember a healthy body and a healthy mind is bullshit, you need devastating power and a rapist wit to make it in this world. Don't use drugs and or use steroids though cause they make your penis get smaller (i'm 10 inches now i'll admit it i'm not ashamed to if i'ts helping people...) plus i think it's the reason my hairline went back a little bit which scared me for a sec.

Anyways use this advice and maybe i'll see YOU...in street fighter 5!!!

This is guile over and out! I promise you guys that if they let me in the game i will do my best to fight for this country since USA is the best country on the universe..!

Oh P.S. check out this hot babe from my personal stash maybe you guys will think twice about being queers once you see these hot naked tits

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Oct. 20, 2007 | 6:32 PM Nuke15 says:

You should send those tits over to capcom. Those guys probably haven't been around a women much considering that trailers was frame by framed in MS paint. That's right a new document for each frame. You send those tits, and you're in.


Oct. 21, 2007 | 12:47 AM Jercurpac says:

I heard a rumor that Vega beat the shit out of you. Talk has been going around that it wasn't even an even fight. I was told that he Izuna Dropped your ass and you were seeing stars before you even knew what was happening.

Can we get a confirmation on this?


Oct. 24, 2007 | 5:16 PM Jozzalanco says:

Sorry, those tit's aren't working.


Oct. 27, 2007 | 6:47 AM TomAzza says:

wank off fag.

also, Akuma WILL kick your ass any day.


Oct. 27, 2007 | 11:26 AM RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh says:

I bet one of your attacks will be some sort of pelvic thrust that'll take all the women characters out instantly

But not Chun-li. That skank's pretty gross and old now and she constantly smells like feet.


Nov. 3, 2007 | 11:48 PM SpaxClock says:

WeeeeeeeEEEE


Nov. 16, 2007 | 9:03 PM w1llr0ckf0rf00d5 says:

DUDE THATS MY SISTER! IM NOT KIDDING!


Dec. 5, 2007 | 11:27 PM MattTheParanoidKat says:

Guile has a stupider hair cut than Jean Pierre Polnaroff. THAT'S RIGHT MR. AMERICA! A FRENCH MAN'S HAIR IS LESS GAYER THAN YOURS!

Also, Rancid Psycho Josh, Chun-Li is fucking awesome, your just jealous that she could kick your ass anyday.


Dec. 14, 2007 | 4:42 PM invaderzimja says:

i cant read this wen shes on the page just cant i will get half way down and see her and then i cant get my eyes to stop looking and and.................0.0


Dec. 18, 2007 | 1:08 PM Adzy-2k6 says:

Pffffttt*.... America is the best country ever? Theyv never had an empire, like the largest in the world (belonging to Britain, im so proud :P).


Dec. 27, 2007 | 3:52 PM MERFdaCOW says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygV1x ZcjGM WTF?!?!


Dec. 28, 2007 | 11:00 PM senior-twinki says:

Guile, if it weren't for your hotness I would totally like akuma more


Jan. 15, 2008 | 9:32 AM risbolla says:

Shave your head. You look like a douche both with and without hair products.


Feb. 10, 2008 | 1:01 AM Mullet-Man says:

Hey man you're looking pretty dang nice all 3D and shit in Street Fighter 4 - those new 3D Sonic Booms look like they fucking HURT.

P.s how come you sound Japanese in most of the Street Fighter games? I thought you were 100% USA?


Mar. 5, 2008 | 4:14 PM gipper2 says:

Pretty good-lookin' broad there Guile.
Also Guile>Akuma and USA>All


May. 1, 2008 | 2:09 PM homor says:

i wish i was ryu so i could kick your ass.


May. 1, 2008 | 6:37 PM camobch0 says:

Ehh, those boobs arent much compared to these : http://zidanerfox.kemonoart.org/Comet /14


May. 28, 2008 | 7:32 AM Sawdust says:

SO I HEAR THAT CHARLIE GUY IS A DOUCHE


Jun. 2, 2008 | 10:00 PM emanhattan says:

lol I cant understand how faggots dont like that sweet mellon pair


Jun. 8, 2008 | 6:10 PM zerosub0 says:

you cry in your sleep why?


Jun. 21, 2008 | 4:03 AM GoldenPickaxe says:

Have you killed ryu?

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